Wednesday, May 2, 2007

Henny Youngman

"The course of true golf never did run smooth."
- Henny Youngman

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Saturday, March 17, 2007

Henny Youngman Quotes

"Take my wife...Please!"
- Henny Youngman

Sunday, February 25, 2007

Henny Youngman Quotes - Funny Quotes

Henny Youngman Quotes - Funny Quotes




"My wife is the sweetest, most tolerant, most beautiful woman in the world. This is a paid political announcement."
Henny Youngman (1906-1998) U.S. (English born) comedian

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"My grandmother is over eighty and still doesn't need glasses. Drinks right out of the bottle."
- Henny Youngman (1906-1998) U.S. (English born) comedian


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Tuesday, January 30, 2007

Henny Youngman Quotes

Henny Youngman Quotes

When I read about the evils of drinking, I gave up reading.
- Henny Youngman (1906-1998) U.S. (English born) comedian


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Monday, December 11, 2006

Henny Youngman Quotes - Sleep Late

"If you're going to do something tonight that you'll be sorry for tomorrow morning, sleep late."
- Henny Youngman



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Henny Youngman Quotes - Money Quotes

"I've got all the money I'll ever need if I die by four o'clock this afternoon."
- Henny Youngman



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