tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-38483872361570826022011-04-21T11:51:02.897-07:00Famous quotes by comic and funny man Henny YoungmanQuoteshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/16534096833390043711noreply@blogger.comBlogger141100tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3848387236157082602.post-23044616549778530002007-05-02T17:47:00.001-07:002007-05-02T17:47:50.862-07:00"The course of true golf never did run smooth."<br />- Henny Youngman<br /><br /><a href="http://home.worldnet.att.net/~quotations/">Famous Quotes - Famous Sayings</a><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/3848387236157082602-2304461654977853000?l=henny-youngman.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Quoteshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/16534096833390043711noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3848387236157082602.post-34552658398319361562007-03-17T00:59:00.001-07:002007-03-17T00:59:55.016-07:00"Take my wife...Please!"<br />- Henny Youngman<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/3848387236157082602-3455265839831936156?l=henny-youngman.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Quoteshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/16534096833390043711noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3848387236157082602.post-50077430908652958132007-02-25T09:04:00.000-08:002007-02-25T09:04:39.418-08:00<title>Henny Youngman Quotes - Funny Quotes</title><h3>Henny Youngman Quotes - Funny Quotes</h3><br /><br /><br />"My wife is the sweetest, most tolerant, most beautiful woman in the world. This is a paid political announcement."<br />Henny Youngman (1906-1998) U.S. (English born) comedian<br /><br /><a href="http://blogofthedayawards.blogspot.com/">Funny Awards</a><br /><a href="http://h.webring.com/hub?ring=littlerascals;id=9;go" title="Famous Recipes">Famous Recipes</a><br /><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/3848387236157082602-5007743090865295813?l=henny-youngman.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Quoteshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/16534096833390043711noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3848387236157082602.post-61067286718220118832007-02-25T09:01:00.000-08:002007-02-25T09:02:42.705-08:00<title>Famous Quotes - Funny Quotes</title>Famous Quotes - Funny Quotes<br /><br /><br /><br /><br />"My grandmother is over eighty and still doesn't need glasses. Drinks right out of the bottle."<br />- Henny Youngman (1906-1998) U.S. (English born) comedian<br /><br /><br /><a href="http://www.quotesandjokes.com/">Famous Quotes</a><br /><a href="http://www.quotescentral.com/index.php">Famous Quotes</a><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/3848387236157082602-6106728671822011883?l=henny-youngman.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Quoteshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/16534096833390043711noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3848387236157082602.post-8950829148459431552007-01-30T23:03:00.000-08:002007-01-30T23:05:32.228-08:00Henny Youngman Quotes<br /><br />When I read about the evils of drinking, I gave up reading.<br />- Henny Youngman (1906-1998) U.S. (English born) comedian<br /><br /><br /><a href="http://george-carlin.blogspot.com/">George Carlin Quotes</a><br /><a href="http://woody-allen.blogspot.com/">Woody Allen Quotes</a><br /><a href="http://shakespearequotes.blogspot.com/">Shakespeare Quotes</a><br /><a href="http://quotes.wordpress.com/">Quotes</a><br /><a href="http://funny-quotes.blogspot.com/">Funny Quotes</a><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/3848387236157082602-895082914845943155?l=henny-youngman.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Quoteshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/16534096833390043711noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3848387236157082602.post-35319289196692504882006-12-11T19:35:00.000-08:002006-12-11T19:37:00.903-08:00"If you're going to do something tonight that you'll be sorry for tomorrow morning, sleep late."<br />- Henny Youngman <br /><br /><br /><br /><a href="http://oscar-wilde.blogspot.com/">Oscar Wilde Quotes</a> <a href="http://oscar-levant.blogspot.com/">Oscar Levant Quotes</a> <a href="http://quotes.wordpress.com/">Quotes</a> <a href="http://quotations.home.worldnet.att.net/hennyyoungman.html">Henny Youngman Quotes</a> <a href="http://funny-quotes.blogspot.com/">Funny Quotes</a><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/3848387236157082602-3531928919669250488?l=henny-youngman.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Quoteshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/16534096833390043711noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3848387236157082602.post-8278545052179503622006-12-11T19:29:00.000-08:002006-12-11T19:35:18.933-08:00"I've got all the money I'll ever need if I die by four o'clock this afternoon."<br />- Henny Youngman <br /><br /><br /><br /><p><a href="http://home.att.net/~quotations/">Quotes</a></p><br /><br /><br /><a href="http://groucho-marx.blogspot.com/">Groucho Marx Quotes</a> <a href="http://david-letterman.blogspot.com/">David Letterman Quotes</a> <a href="http://mark-twain.blogspot.com/">Mark Twain Quotes</a> <a href="http://joan-rivers.blogspot.com/">Joan Rivers Quotes</a><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/3848387236157082602-827854505217950362?l=henny-youngman.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Quoteshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/16534096833390043711noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3848387236157082602.post-39138207273152089992006-12-11T19:26:00.000-08:002006-12-11T19:29:48.586-08:00"I've been in love with the same woman for 41 years. If my wife finds out, she'll kill me."<br />- Henny Youngman (1906-1998) U.S. (English born) comedian<br /><br /><br /><a href="http://shakespearequotes.blogspot.com/" target="_blank">Shakespeare Quotes</a><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/3848387236157082602-3913820727315208999?l=henny-youngman.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Quoteshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/16534096833390043711noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3848387236157082602.post-76814336837235079092006-11-30T17:32:00.000-08:002006-11-30T17:34:28.665-08:00<em><strong>Henny Youngman Quotes</strong></em><br /><br />I just played a horse yesterday so slow that the jockey kept a diary of the trip.<br />- Henny Youngman<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/3848387236157082602-7681433683723507909?l=henny-youngman.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Quoteshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/16534096833390043711noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3848387236157082602.post-21169610065476577712006-11-30T17:29:00.000-08:002006-11-30T17:31:20.918-08:00<em><strong>Henny Youngman Quotes - Evils of Drinking</strong></em><br /><br />When I read about the evils of drinking, I gave up reading.<br />- Henny Youngman<br /><br /><br /><br /><a href="http://quotations.home.worldnet.att.net/" title="Quotes">Quotes</a> <br /><a href="http://funny-quotes.blogspot.com/">Funny Quotes</a><br /><a href="http://groucho-marx.blogspot.com/">Groucho Marx Quotes</a><br /><br /><br />Nominate someone for a <a href="http://blogofthedayawards.blogspot.com/">Blog of the Day Award</a><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/3848387236157082602-2116961006547657771?l=henny-youngman.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Quoteshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/16534096833390043711noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3848387236157082602.post-56291444167786542012006-11-30T17:28:00.000-08:002006-11-30T17:29:06.357-08:00I told the doctor I broke my leg in two places. He told me to quit going to those places.<br />- Henny Youngman<br /><br /><br /><a href="http://david-letterman.blogspot.com/">David Letterman Quotes</a><br /><a href="http://mark-twain.blogspot.com/">Mark Twain Quotes</a><br /><a href="http://joan-rivers.blogspot.com/">Joan Rivers Quotes</a><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/3848387236157082602-5629144416778654201?l=henny-youngman.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Quoteshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/16534096833390043711noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3848387236157082602.post-79912236944107024942006-11-21T12:01:00.000-08:002006-11-21T12:02:12.186-08:00I take my wife everywhere, but she keeps finding her way back.<br />- Henny Youngman<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/3848387236157082602-7991223694410702494?l=henny-youngman.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Quoteshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/16534096833390043711noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3848387236157082602.post-42745344529115636252006-11-21T12:00:00.000-08:002006-11-21T12:01:19.145-08:00I once wanted to become an atheist, but I gave up - they have no holidays.<br />- Henny Youngman<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/3848387236157082602-4274534452911563625?l=henny-youngman.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Quoteshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/16534096833390043711noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3848387236157082602.post-921739381855036002006-11-14T16:31:00.000-08:002006-11-14T16:34:21.910-08:00My Grandmother is over eighty and still doesn't need glasses. Drinks right out of the bottle.<br />- Henny Youngman<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/3848387236157082602-92173938185503600?l=henny-youngman.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Quoteshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/16534096833390043711noreply@blogger.com0