Henny Youngman Quotes - Sleep Late

"If you're going to do something tonight that you'll be sorry for tomorrow morning, sleep late."
- Henny Youngman



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Henny Youngman Quotes - Money Quotes

"I've got all the money I'll ever need if I die by four o'clock this afternoon."
- Henny Youngman

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Henny Youngman Quotes - Love Quotes

"I've been in love with the same woman for 41 years. If my wife finds out, she'll kill me."
- Henny Youngman (1906-1998) U.S. (English born) comedian


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