Henny Youngman

"The course of true golf never did run smooth."
- Henny Youngman

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"Take my wife...Please!"
- Henny Youngman

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"My wife is the sweetest, most tolerant, most beautiful woman in the world. This is a paid political announcement."
Henny Youngman (1906-1998) U.S. (English born) comedian

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"My grandmother is over eighty and still doesn't need glasses. Drinks right out of the bottle."
- Henny Youngman (1906-1998) U.S. (English born) comedian


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When I read about the evils of drinking, I gave up reading.
- Henny Youngman (1906-1998) U.S. (English born) comedian


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"If you're going to do something tonight that you'll be sorry for tomorrow morning, sleep late."
- Henny Youngman



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"I've got all the money I'll ever need if I die by four o'clock this afternoon."
- Henny Youngman

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