Henny Youngman Quotes: quotes

Showing posts with label quotes. Show all posts

Tuesday, January 30, 2007

Henny Youngman Quotes

When I read about the evils of drinking, I gave up reading.
- Henny Youngman (1906-1998) U.S. (English born) comedian

George Carlin Quotes
Woody Allen Quotes
Shakespeare Quotes
Quotes
Funny Quotes

Henny Youngman Quotes

I just played a horse yesterday so slow that the jockey kept a diary of the trip.
- Henny Youngman

I told the doctor I broke my leg in two places. He told me to quit going to those places.
- Henny Youngman

David Letterman Quotes
Mark Twain Quotes
Joan Rivers Quotes

I take my wife everywhere, but she keeps finding her way back.
- Henny Youngman

I once wanted to become an atheist, but I gave up - they have no holidays.
- Henny Youngman

My Grandmother is over eighty and still doesn't need glasses. Drinks right out of the bottle.
- Henny Youngman