"If you're going to do something tonight that you'll be sorry for tomorrow morning, sleep late."
- Henny Youngman
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Monday, December 11, 2006
Henny Youngman Quotes - Money Quotes
"I've got all the money I'll ever need if I die by four o'clock this afternoon."
- Henny Youngman
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Henny Youngman Quotes - Love Quotes
"I've been in love with the same woman for 41 years. If my wife finds out, she'll kill me."
- Henny Youngman (1906-1998) U.S. (English born) comedian
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Thursday, November 30, 2006
Henny Youngman Quotes
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I just played a horse yesterday so slow that the jockey kept a diary of the trip.
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I just played a horse yesterday so slow that the jockey kept a diary of the trip.
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Henny Youngman Quotes - Evils of Drinking
Henny Youngman Quotes - Evils of Drinking
When I read about the evils of drinking, I gave up reading.
- Henny Youngman
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When I read about the evils of drinking, I gave up reading.
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I told the doctor I broke my leg in two places. He told me to quit going to those places.
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Tuesday, November 21, 2006
Henny Youngman Quotes - Take My Wife
I take my wife everywhere, but she keeps finding her way back.
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Henny Youngman Quotes - Atheist and Holidays
I once wanted to become an atheist, but I gave up - they have no holidays.
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Tuesday, November 14, 2006
Henny Youngman Quotes - Glasses
My Grandmother is over eighty and still doesn't need glasses. Drinks right out of the bottle.
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